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Those of the mellower years
Cat Proverbs

Krautzi and Kritzi have been getting on. How they handle with it shows a conversation between them.
Krautzi: 'Kritzi, inspite of your creases You are still looking very well.'
Kritzi: 'I don´t have creases I have facial play.'
Krautzi: 'Well, but You have got some more white hairs. '
Kritzi: 'With You they can't see them, You redhead with a white shirt. Apart from that I still have a good figure.'
Krautzi: 'That only depends on, because You always have to eat special diet feed, I in comparison can eat everything and don't become fat.'
Kritzi: 'May be, but I jump over every fence effortlessly, while You have to scramble up clumsily.'
Krautzi: 'That doesn't matter, at least I am aktiv and today I even jumped on the neighbour roof, while You are lying in the kitchen most time .'
Kritzi: 'My interests are just different from Yours, and I don't waste my time doing unimportant things.'
Krautzi: 'What kind of interests are they?'
Kritzi: 'That's none of Your business!'
Krautzi: 'My life hasn't changed very much in comparison to earlier times , with the exeption that I have to eat such a powder over my feed in the evening.'
Kritzi: 'Do You know what it is good for? - I don't need it.'
Krautzi: 'No, I only guess it. Since I have taken it, I havn't been out of breath so quickly. Also it is quite nice when I eat, because I am stroked by mum then.'
Kritzi: 'In return I have found a best friend yet, who I didn't have in younger years That seems to depend on my mature personality.'
Krautzi: 'Well, I believe You are not as cheeky as in former times but in return You are jealous, when I once talk to your best friend.'
Kritzi: 'Now my time is over, I have to do something important.'

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The next issue 'Cats talk' will be published on January 14 2009, because the programmer is sick.
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